This is what happens when it's four o'clock in the morning and you finally get an idea in your head for this site. Phoebe51:

 

IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FROM OVER HERE TONIGHT?? I'M JUST SITTING

HERE WITH ALL THESE IDEAS BUBBLING IN MY HEAD.... A VERY DANGEROUS STEW!

WE COULD HAVE A LOT OF FUN WITH THIS!! I ALREADY HAVE AN ARTICLE IN MY

HEAD.. "RAT STEW; A COLLEGE STUDENT'S SURVIVAL GUIDE TO HOTDOGS AND

SPAGHETTI-O'S" ! WE SHOULD DEFINITLY MAKE THIS COLLEGE ORIENTED, AT

LEAST FOR NOW... HAHAHAHA!! SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE... SEE WHAT YOU HAVE

OPENED?? DAMN YOU!! MY IMAGINATION IS BUBBLING OVER!!! oh no.. here it

comes... here we go... DAMNIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A MIRACLE WORKER!!

OH NO!! IIIIII FART IN YOUR GEN'RAL DIRECTION, YOUR MOTHER WAS A

HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF MS AMERICAN PIE, DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE

LEVY, BUT THE LEVY WAS DRY, AND THEM GOOD OL' BOYS WERE DRINKIN WHISKEY

AND RYE, SINGING OOOOOOOOOH AND I.. I WILL SURVIVE, AS LONG AS I KNOW

HOW TO LOVE, I KNOW I'LL STAY ALIVE, I GOT ALL MY LIFE TO LIVE, AND I

GOT ALL MY LOVE TO GIVE, HEYHEYHEY!!!

 

help ...me... tHE ... RIGHT SIDE OF MY.... BRAIN IS tAKING CONTROL!!

WHERE'S MY LOGIC? WHERE'S MY GOOD SENSE?? IT'S... IT'S... IT's probably

in my pocket, hang on, lemme check...